chris kimmy

Small dick, soft hands, and a bitch

Bro, don’t be a Chris Kimmy

by mm123123123 October 17, 2019

bitchass chris

loving, caring, supportive person who will always be by your side, no matter your jaw. he’s the hottest of the hot and is thick. he can be used to discribe someone as out of this world. the exact same energy as MKs Bf and has beatty eyes. He is truly one of a kind! Live laugh love bitchass chris. He can also be used to describe someone who is a diffent breed.

contact name: bitchass chris

“bitchass chris is my favorite human”

“you give me bitchass chris energy”

“that’s bitch lass chris”

by mentally_lil December 17, 2020

Chris Montell

The top high school football quarterback in the midwestern United States. Every freshman girl loves him almost as much as he loves them. He did not say the N-word, that was a girl’s last name. he is a misunderstood king and he throws ragers during the football season. He is going D1 for University of Kentucky and will also be playing at numerous schools throughout the country simply because talent like this has never been seen before.

Chris Montell is a lovely man.

by playboicarti’s ass eater November 22, 2021

Chris Jr

A child born form the balls of an Albanian shot putter who which at birth could pistol squat 995kg and bench 700kg whilst doing mathematic equations only Einstein could work out

I’m taking Chris Jr to Sushimania

by joshphelps24 November 3, 2021

Chris Trepidation

Harry Style's illicit affair that he just can't seem to shake. Mentioned in the title track of his sophomore album, Fine Line, Trepidation is infamously clingy, yet closed off.

Louis: who the f*ck is Chris Trepidation

Harry: is chris a person? a place? an emotion? we'll never know

by crotchcracker September 24, 2021

Chris Robertson

Come on scotter!! Normally found in his ICT suite this male is prayed on by all women for having such a good Scottish accent

Chris Robertson is a beast

by Malathyi October 7, 2021

chris burrell

Chris is the best ginger around. They prioritize catching up on the technoblade streams, and then trying the new strats with his friends. if you ever want to go incognito, get a chris to help you. always make sure Chris writes down his passwords, because he’ll say “at least you still have your account” in a low grumble even after your death.

“Wow, I wish my boyfriend was Chris Burrell!”

“I know right! Gingers are so cool!”

by kristinaisswag July 6, 2021