link's dick

Something that can turn on and satisfy anything in the whole damn galaxy. Even non living things such as rocks. Too powerful link must keep it in his pants at all cost at all times. Just by saying these 2 words will leave anything begging on the floor desperately.

"Ahh, I might just need Link's dick tonight!"

by Your Secret Urges September 26, 2017

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rotel dick

quick, ghetto penis

girl, i’m hot in the tail… i need some rotel dick.

by Nadegirl777 May 7, 2023

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Dick In The Exhaust

The act of putting your dick in the exhaust pipe located on the back of cars

person: Bro, my girlfriend didn't wanna have sex last night so i had to pull a Dick In The Exhaust

by cuntnugget9000 December 17, 2016

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lotta dick

Quick way to communicate girth measurement

Lotta dick is a universal safety word

by Tonythetiler February 5, 2021

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Dick in the Mud

When someone is not only a stick in the mud, but they don't want you to have any fun either. When someone is not happy for you to have fun unless there is something in it for them.

"Hey, since we're not doing anything, I'm going to Vegas for a girls weekend!"
"Fine, I'll just stay here all alone and lonely."
"Don't be such a Dick in the mud."

by Bosslady23 July 31, 2014

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