The Salty Snapper

Located mostly in your more humid states like Florida. Sweaty Puss, salty vag, steamy clam.

It was so hot and humid today I have The Salty Snapper! I should really take a shower!

by Tray007 August 14, 2018

Salty old dog

Charming yet sleezy.

Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.

by Bees harrow March 29, 2015

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

Salty

literally the same as pissed avian

Bella is salty aka pissed

by yourmommmmmmmmisablah October 20, 2019

Salty Socket

Pissing in an electrical outlet

Remember when Johnny died from the salty socket?

by Boredom Central December 16, 2024

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

Salty Rodman

A term used to describe how she tastes and how you feel, when Dennis Rodman barebacks your girlfriend after drinks in Ft. Lauderdale.

Ankles: I’m just with my friends!
Kyle: who’s that in the background?
Me: Bro, that’s a Salty Rodman

by Salty Popcorn Krew December 27, 2022