D’Mariyon disease

An incurable disease only D’Mariyon Loyd has. Most common symptoms include: hotness, handsomeness, cuteness, and most common; SEXINESS.

P1: I think Bob has D’Mariyon disease

P2: Nah, only D’Mariyon has that.

by alegasizzz February 20, 2021

Lahnguinean Indigo Disease

It's like blue waffle...but diarrhea.

After my night out in Seoul I caught a bad case of Lahnguinean Indigo Disease.

by 3TracksInTheSnow May 4, 2021

Suckling Disease

a rare form of metaphorical sexually transmitted infection that is aroused when more often a woman has been performing the act of "suckling" on a day to day basis to strangers and therefore has acquired the disease due to repetition of the disgraceful act.

when you visit your best mates house and find that his mother is more than willing to have a nosh even though not much interaction is needed because she has previously acquired the highly rare "suckling disease" meaning she will have a nosh in any circumstances with any stranger, no cash in hand needed due to the disease being present.

by Gun Boy August 23, 2010

Speedrunner’s disease

when someone beats a long game in a short amount of time

Person 1: “I got the new Pokémon game and I finished it in a day.”
Person 2: “Do you have speedrunner’s disease?”

by Pixelation0129 August 15, 2022

Edmunders disease

Edmunders disease is something that affects overly narcissistic assholes and pathological liars.
They always cancel last minute, more than once.

"Erika has cancelled on me again. That bitch has edmunders disease."
"No shit? That whole family has edmunders disease."

by Shitac® August 20, 2017

veneereal disease

A serious skin-infection caused by excessive handling of decorative wood products.

I had to transfer from the finishing department to the structural-wood-fabricating room at the furniture-factory because I was coming down with veneereal disease.

by QuacksO June 17, 2018

Alzheimer's Disease

Alzheimers Disease is the most common type of dementia. Alzheimer's is a progressive disease beginning with mild memory loss and possibly leading to loss of the ability to carry on a conversa-

Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia. Alzheimer's is a progressive disease beginning wi-

Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.

Alzheimer's is... Nvm I forgot.

Person 1: Sorry, I might forget, I have Alzheimer's Disease.
Person 2: Oh, really? You have Alzheimer's?
Person 1: What? I never said I have Alzheimer's.

by menlover_ March 13, 2024