matt jeffries

someone who introduces themselves as epstein when meeting someone for the first time thinking it is a joke

"Yo he was such a matt jeffries last night i cant believe he introduced himself as Epstein again"

by drashtor April 21, 2022

Matt pearson

A cool dude

Matt Pearson is a cool dude

by Matty chat May 4, 2022

Matt

A creature with absoluetly no brain, yet the fattest ass youve ever seen.

"Damn Matt's stupid as fuck but he's got cake"

by fonkymonke May 5, 2022

Matt Wright

The name given to a guy who gets rejected no matter how many times he asks the same girl out.

Person 1: Did you hear about that guy who got rejected 20 times by the same girl?
Person 2: He’s such a Matt Wright!

by Meme Lord 69 420 September 13, 2022

Matt

Matt is usually tall and Langthy if you see a short and stubby one then don’t trust them because they are an imposter

Matt - tall and langthy

by Matt’s lover September 16, 2022

Matt banderia

An absolute mockery of a male, long haired, has been rumoured to sleep with his Aunty Gai Waterhouse, base tan of a bondi solarium addict

Matt banderia, loves will penisini or should we say villami

by The Bondi Twitter tipster September 27, 2022

Matt

A nice guy who delivers more matts.

Matt delivered me another matt today.

by Lssdeew October 2, 2022