bottle to the face

when one drinks the entire contents of a bottle of liquor, typically all in one sitting.

michelle: that test fucking blew
jessica: yea it did... lets take a bottle to the face tonight

by jjzoo March 1, 2009

face bitching

bitching in a whining fashion on facebook and nobody really cares.

face bitching status update: aw....i have to go to work AGAIN!? why me?

by amanda2169 September 29, 2010

your face

the most stupid comeback in the history of freakin history

Person 1: You're such an idiot
Person 2: YOUR FACE!!

by TheBeatlesRock!! December 25, 2010

Slur Face

1- Funny looking mouth thing.
2 - A chick who looks like a Slur
3- A slut

Damn that bitch has a Slur Face

by BOTI is MAD October 19, 2009

Yo face

A stupid damn comeback that's fun to use.

Nate: Why are you so ugly?
Olivia: YO FACE!

by Anonymous bitch. May 25, 2016

phone face

when someone is laying in bed and their phone is in the air and they drop it on their face.

Last night i was totally a phone face.

by flowey_from_undertale July 7, 2017

face pet

to stroke someones face in order to cool their fears and soothe their mood

As Clyde faded out of consciousness in the arms of Mary we all knew that the face pet she was applying would have no effect in this dire situation.

by provider44 January 17, 2010