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The Bacon Syndrome

Circa iCarly, Sam explains that she only dated some guy because he bought her expensive gormét bacon. She likens this to Carly dating Freddy because he saved Carly's life. Sort of like Stockholm Syndrome but with more Hero Worship.
Honestly I think I dated him for the wrong reasons. He took me in out of the kindness of his heart and I totally got The Bacon Syndrome and felt the need to repay his kindness every way I could. I love him, but I'm not IN LOVE with him.
by Alkemu April 5, 2019
mugGet the The Bacon Syndromemug.

slimy bacon

When you have her spit all over your dick and you put it on a grittle
She gave me such a slimy bacon last night
by Dicksoncider February 9, 2017
mugGet the slimy baconmug.

penis bacon

The lil skin flap the doctors steal off the jewish kid’s penis
“Those fucking doctors..my dick will never taste the same without penis bacon”
by Sharbbaitoohahah August 27, 2021
mugGet the penis baconmug.

bathroom bacon

Noun: a generic term for food one eats while sitting on the toilet.
I'm going to take this corn dog with me for some bathroom bacon
by ushisan May 27, 2023
mugGet the bathroom baconmug.

KFC WAFFLE BACON CHINA MAN EATS BOOPY

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KFC WAFFLE BACON CHINA MAN EATS BOOPY is great
by Kirbo the man September 24, 2019
mugGet the KFC WAFFLE BACON CHINA MAN EATS BOOPYmug.

Bacon

That girl shorts so short I bet her bacon's hangin out.
He told me she had a lot of bacon when he went down on her. Hard to find her clit.
by Kahlua_C August 17, 2019
mugGet the Baconmug.

Bacon Friend

When you fuck up a sentence either while writing or speaking Spanish.
by Fuck,ImGoingtoHellForThis June 30, 2011
mugGet the Bacon Friendmug.

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