Smoke and Joke

How junior enlisted while away their service time: smoking cigarettes and joking around with each other. Typically done in small groups when on break, standing post, or at quarters.

See those embassy guards standing post at the gate? They smoke cigarettes and bullshit all day. Smoke and joke. Most of them will never make rank.

by Skinny White Boi with the 3 6s May 6, 2023

Joke snatched

Someone that steals another’s joke without crediting them and gets more laughs.

Person 1: Did you see Matthew joke snatched Corey

Person 2: Yes he does it all the time

by Kinglamb99 April 12, 2020

A Joke

You

Hey mom whats a joke?
Mom: ha, honey its you

by AnimeFanLol July 13, 2020

Joke

A blanket term for people who say fucked up things, so they can use the word to back down after they get called out for saying said fucked up things.

"That thing I said about slavery last week in bad faith last week was a joke bro, quit being such a snowflake!"

by Neoslayer December 8, 2022

Joke Minimum

A set level of joke quality that must be met, to the terms of the receiver of the joke. If this minimum is not met, it is punishible, by money, light slaps, or any other form of mild punishment.

*person 1 makes horrid joke*

Person 2 " That's a slap that violated the joke minimum."

by the mighty jungle September 10, 2016

Imam Jokes

Imam Jokes are a quintessential element in understanding the depths of what it means to be a Muslim Masculine Man. Failure to understand these jokes and how to deliver them will result in low testosterone and a failed marriage.

An example of Imam Jokes could be:

Imam #1: If you're a frog and that frog lives in a hole that is 40 feet in the ground...
Imam #2: Sometimes I feel like this in my life.
Imam #1: *Chuckles You mean as an Imam or as a father...
Imam #2: Let's not go further, I don't want to get in trouble.

by Lucious Star December 14, 2024

no joke

Two simple words only cool people can use. When you once use it you get stuck and can't make a sentence without it. In German it's "ohne Witz".

Lotte: no joke it's so fucking cold
Kathi: NO JOKE
Felix: no joke I can't stop saying "no joke"

by brr-grr September 23, 2018