Tard licker

Homie1-wanna make out?
Homie2-of course not tard licker
by Sexywomankisser February 11, 2022
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Tard jar

A short bus. A shortened school bus for special needs children.
Check out all them reerees cramming into that tard jar. What kind of shitty field trip could they be going on?
by behebojo September 13, 2022
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Tard-muffin

When Someone lacks so much Intelligence or someone who is Cluelessly dumb with their actions.
by ihateyuppies06 August 09, 2024
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slop tard

someone that is a whore, slut, slore, etc. possibly carries many infections; also is not the brightest crayon in the box.
Man1: Dude I slept with that girl last night, and now I think I have the clap!
Man2: Sucks bro, you slept with a slop tard.
by lalalaman1111111932028 April 22, 2012
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Full-Tard

A stupid come back to someone calling you a half-hard. Same meaning as calling someone a "retard", is less offensive but will make you sound like an idiot.
Jonathan: "Hey bro, you're a half-tard!"
Jerry: "Well you're a full-tard"
Jonathan: "Bro WTF owo"
Jerry "Hey at least it's less offensive than calling you a retard or a fucktard"
Jonathan: "That is very true my friend"
by SomeoneWhoExistsOnEarth March 18, 2018
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Bi-schizo-trans-tard-phobic

A term used by previous Generations to describe the FEELINGS of THIS generation.
This new Generation is Bi-schizo-trans-tard-phobic!
by DheezNutzz April 03, 2024
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Morning Tard Syndrome

Is your body is awake but your brain is just not quite there yet.
Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.
by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025
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