Time Zone Dyslexia

A condition where the sufferer routinely adds or subtracts wrong when planning things in more than one time zone.

Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. Adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies.

Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right?

You told NYC to dial in at 10 but Chicago at 11; so is the call for 10 or 12EST?
D'oh! 10EST. Sorry - Time Zone Dyslexia.

Time Zone Dyslexia by La Jen June 12, 2011

half-time hoot 

the act of relighting a previously put out joint because everyone got way too stoned to finish it the first time, but now is ready for a second round.

Hey I`m sober, wanna half-time hoot?

half-time hoot by SLSS April 25, 2007

Skippy Time 

Applying peanut butter to your genitals so your pet will lick it off.

I cant sext right now, its skippy time.

Skippy Time by AlphaNerd June 21, 2009

Big Tides 

The large breasts of a fine woman, a stacked chick, big boobs

Yo, check out da big tides on that waitress.

Big Tides by Mt. Pleasant January 20, 2010

Youtube Time Warp

When you watch a Youtube video and space out, then regaining consciousness and realize you just spent an hour watching related Youtube videos.

I was going to go to bed at 10:30, but I Youtube Time Warped to 12 o' clock.

Youtube Time Warp by Vakattack91 January 24, 2010

Manu Time 

Referring to a basketball player. If it is manu time, that means there has been a string of success or pwnage. Ususally refering to basketball. Manu time can happen anywhere, your neighbor hood court, or at the YMCA. Once engaged in Manu time, you will make every shot/ and or own the court. But unfotunatly, although studied vigerously, Manu Time may go beyond the game and make you succed in everything you do. Which causes an imbalance in the universe. please use at own risk.

That guy just made 20 3's in the first quarter. Paul could not understand why. But then he glanced at his watch...... it was Manu Time

Manu Time by Native777 February 23, 2010

fun-time-gal

a girl who is only concerned with having fun herself. usually obnoxious and laughs at others misfortunes in an evil way.

when the poor boy fell down in the slippery hallway, that
fun-time-gal just stood there and laughed.

fun-time-gal by kvakster March 23, 2010