A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.
Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"
by eurodancing July 13, 2024
Get the Thomas Matthew Crooksmug. Calvin Thomas is a 6’8 240 pound power forward from Virginia Beach, Virginia and plays college basketball at Wilmington University. Calvin also is an amazing fisher.
by HotDog56 February 19, 2021
Get the Calvin Thomasmug. by Cricket pants November 21, 2021
Get the Thomas kroonenburgmug. Thomas is a sped. He is an idiot who needs to be on the short bus. He is illiterate and can’t read. He was dropped multiple times as an infant.
by BoomYaDoneNow October 20, 2020
Get the Thomasmug. by Cants day the r’s September 25, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. by Imaztae December 23, 2021
Get the Thomasmug. 