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Thomas Matthew Crooks

A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.
Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"
by eurodancing July 13, 2024
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Calvin Thomas

Calvin Thomas is a 6’8 240 pound power forward from Virginia Beach, Virginia and plays college basketball at Wilmington University. Calvin also is an amazing fisher.
Look there go Calvin Thomas on the court playing basketball.
by HotDog56 February 19, 2021
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Thomas kroonenburg

You bowl like thomas kroonenburg
by Cricket pants November 21, 2021
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Thomas

Thomas is a sped. He is an idiot who needs to be on the short bus. He is illiterate and can’t read. He was dropped multiple times as an infant.
What a Thomas, so stupid.
by BoomYaDoneNow October 20, 2020
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Thomas

Most likely won’t be able to say his R’s.
Damn, Thomas cant says his R’s
by Cants day the r’s September 25, 2019
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Thomas

Thomas
Thomas
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Thomas

Thomas has a small bolo or Thomas has a bolo the size of my thumb
by Imaztae December 23, 2021
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