Moby Douche

A white guy who is such a huge douche he can sink an entire ship with his douchyness. By extension, his douchy capacities are so huge he can ruin virtually any occasion at which he is present.
Dude! Andy is such a Moby Douche even Ahab couldn't stop him.
by speedshift September 14, 2014
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douche-lord

The next step in the hierarchy of douche's. There is your regular douche-bag, then there is a souche-lord. Someone who goes above and beyond to be an ass
"I was thinking of giving him another chance when two girls said they hooked-up with him in one night."

"What a douche-lord"
by katwoman007 February 24, 2010
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douche elephant

the beer guzzling, weight gaming homosexual. while elephants drink water through their noise this douch elephant would love to attempt to guzzle down beer through his noise often resulting in beer spilled all over themselves and a large mouthed smile.
wow. look at the douche elephant, he can't even handle one beer and he wants to try das boot.
by yourmom00 November 12, 2007
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douche-canister

A person that is such a douche than they transcend being a douchebag and go right into the category of being an entire canister of douche material.
"Al's here? I can't stand that douche-canister!"
by Dave Losso November 13, 2007
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Douche Bag

Main Entry: douche bag
Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg
Function: noun
Date: circa 1963
slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality.

Other Forms: Douche, Douchey
Meat heads are douche bags.

Dude, stop being a douche bag.

Dude, stop being a douche.

Dude, that was a douchey move.
by Slick Fire January 12, 2004
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douche-queen

a hyperactive douchebag who makes perverted jokes and is basically a useless human being. people will write in the bathroom about this person.
"Dude, my mom is pissed at me for sneaking out."
(kid walks up)
"I was in your mom's poon last night."
"You are the biggest douche-queen I've ever met, b"
by Bob Gorton December 19, 2006
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Douch Bag

a term commonly used to refer to the ex-husband.
My ex is such a douch bag. I never know which of his multiple girlfriends he'll bring to our daughter's soccer games or concerts. He's often known to bring two at a time. Even once he brought his current wife AND two girlfriends. Douch bag.
by The ex-wife/baby mama June 13, 2010
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