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Jacob

The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is tall, strong, and handsome with the most beautiful blue eyes. I could get lost in those deep blue pools. I love him so much and you all will too. He is smart without being cocky about it, though he will tell you how great his grades are.😂 I don't care how much you love your current boyfriend, you will fall head over heels with him immediately. He is easily frustrated but will not take it out on you. He will love you no matter what and will always be there for you. He will always take care of you. He gives the best hugs and will hold you if you're upset or just cold. He is the love of my life and will be yours as well, just keep your hands off of mine!
Girl 1: Did you see Jacob? He looked great today!
Girl 2: Yes! I also heard that he got the top grade in his history class.
by Heartheartheart April 11, 2018
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Jacob

Frickin ugly dude
Needs some mental help
Probably arrested twice.
Did you see the news?”
“Yeah he’s such a Jacob!”
by Spicyyyyy May 17, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob usually dates a girl named hannah and he is also ugly and has a big dick and his girlfriend is usually a hoe and is blond headed lol he usually breaks up with his girl in 2 weeks and he is a poor basterd with no father and they are divorced.
Wow that's jacob, dating a Hannah so predictable...
by Nevaeh rose May 19, 2018
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Jacobs Dad

A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.
Jacobs Dad IS COMING RUN!!
by Thuglife123 May 21, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob has a big cock lol jk
by Fatweiner May 21, 2018
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jacob langley

The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.
Person: Dude, it’s Jacob Langley
Person 2: Omg he’s so annoying
by TimothyMcTimothy December 20, 2017
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jacobitis

To skip work or school due to a fake illness or an illness that doesn't hinder you in anyway, like a cough
Guy1: Yo, where's Jo today?
Guy2: Tonsilitis for the third time, jacobitis again.
Guy1: Ffs
by AlbertJewstein January 5, 2018
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