salty spitoon

When you ejaculate into a girls belly button

Bitch, turn over so I can give you a salty spitoon.

by Broseidon_7 February 25, 2015

Spitting Cobra

While you are doing your girl doggy style, just before you cum, you pull out while quietly spitting on her back, she then turns around to ask if you came, that is your cue to fire your load in her eyes!

Me: "Oh, baby I am about to cum!"(as I am spitting on her back)
Hot Girl: "Really?"(as she turns to face my spitting cobra)
Me: (firing my load in her eyes as a spitting cobra would there prey!)
Hot Girl: "My eyes! My eyes! I can't see!" (screaming)

by Chad Erwin Helton March 19, 2008

spitz

sunflower seed brand, they come in sunflower and pumpkin seeds.

what do you keep spitting out?

spitz sunflower shells, im eatin sunflower seeds.

by chuck12345 January 2, 2009

spitch

A bitch who spits when she talks.

Susan: Wow, that girl is so mean. And she spits when she talks!
Nelly: What a spitch!

by suchabamf March 25, 2010

spitzered

The act of vehemently accusing and or chastising someone for a behavior or action, then doing the very same thing when they turn their back.

Former Governor Elliot Spitzer Prosecuted Prostitution rings, and customers; all while using them himself for the past decade. Each of the persons prosecuted were "spitzered."

by Ascoda March 13, 2008

Spitting Cobra

Post ejacualatory urine stream that tends to miss its target.

Damn you and your spitting cobra. Get out of my house!

by Crowface October 21, 2006

Spitties

Titties in space. Gravity doesn't exist to drag the breasts down, thus creating the perfect rack.

It would be worth it to become an Astronought just to experience Spitties

by Alien Mc Spaceballs July 28, 2009