Speed Bump

A person who has a reputation for having one night stands with everyone in the area, and none of them enjoyed the experience.

“Be careful bro that girl is the town speed bump everybody’s hit it, but no one’s happy about it.”

by ThrillistV February 20, 2023

Speedballing

When a person “motorboats” a man’s testicles.

You’re really good at speedballing, it even tickled my taint!

by EmptyWordPlay February 25, 2023

Speedcuber

A person who solves Rubik's cubes and other twisty puzzles fast.

Person 1: What do you do as a hobby?
Person 2: I am a speedcuber.

by boredomismymiddlename March 14, 2023

speedbummer

Gormless male reprobate who likes rapid anal intrusion from many males or females wearing strap on dildos over a long period of time.

Corey was a Speedbummer and loved having his back door smashed in on a daily basis.

by BBC❤️ March 22, 2023

Speed

A stimulating chemical substance Tom Cruise is addicted to.

"I feel the need...the need for speed!"

by Lil Trash March 24, 2023

Speedin

The act of being gay/attending gay festivals.

Did u see Tom’s cousin yesterday ?

Yea bro they be speedin round these parts and shi

by KingCack April 9, 2023

Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.

Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns April 22, 2023