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Pet shark

A small fish or A misheard lyric from hit me with your best shot by Pat benatar
Yesterday I got hit with a pet shark.
by Blueyfan March 3, 2023
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rida shark

A rida shark is a man that is pathetic, generally telling grown men how he could beat their ass, and telling little kids to end their lives
Omg is that a rida shark I thought they were extinct

Omfg it is let’s kill it
by Yereoner September 27, 2021
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Shark Shit

When a third opinion is proposed but it is so wildly ludicrous that it somehow wraps around to being sensical.
by blueminati February 11, 2025
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Sharked 'em

"Sharked them" is a term used when you use the shark emote on facebook chat.
(^^^)
Sharked 'em!
by SGAWTTRMAIMOR March 17, 2010
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shark

-did you know sharks live underwater
-yes
by stysan May 13, 2023
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Shark Week

When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.

Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason

-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)

The only way to neutralize the problem:

a: by giving food

b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)

(Btw this was written by a girl)
Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!

Guy: is it your appendix?

Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!

Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022
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Tiger Shark Tuesday

A national holiday every Tuesday celebrating tiger sharks
Jim: What day is it?

Ron: Its tiger shark Tuesday!

Jim: Thanks!
by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023
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