dead self

A way to say that you're being for real or serious

Person 1: Nobody got a good grade on that test.

Person 2: Why you lying? Somebody had to pass.

Person 1: Nah really, dead self bro-- NOBODY passed.

by What is ya doin Dan May 20, 2017

self-hazing

When you subject yourself to a party stunt to bring the crowd to the next level.

The party went wild when MJ 's self-hazing made him pour 2 beers in his mouth while singing karaoke to Cracklin' Rosie.

by RosieGurl June 9, 2017

Self Milkshake

To put one's legs behind their head and masturbate until they ejaculate into their own mouth.

"Man, I can't get any girls tonight."
"Looks like you're in for a self milkshake tonight!"

by Kitchen Stove June 20, 2017

self-rogering

British slang for masturbation. Not to be confused with "a proper rogering", which refers to someone who needs a good fuck.

A few clicks on pHub and it is self-rogering time.

by SteelCityMafia November 24, 2017

Self Bantz

Doing something that no one else but yourself will reap any sort of laughter from but you know inside that you have done it just for shits and gigs.

While on his own he posted shit in a letter to a random address who he has no connection to whatsoever to have self bantz

by SelfBantz March 1, 2018

self sufficed

The singular version of self sufficient.

I can do it all by myself, because I am self sufficed.

by Elizalet May 9, 2018

self yourkill

An alternate spelling of kill yourself used primarily by people who wish to fuck with you.

Person 1: kill yourself
Person 2: self yourkill :)

by Superbro133 May 10, 2018