SAM J ONFROY

A DEPRESSED ALTER EGO THAT HAS BEEN SUICIDAL AT TIMES AND EXPRESSES HIS EMOTIONS AND HIS FEELINGS ON HIS FACEBOOK PAGE HIS HE RIDES HIS OWN ROLLER COASTER.

"Man i'm depressed, i'm gonna go express myself on Sam J Onfroy's facebook page"

by too short to have regrets August 5, 2018

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Bean Man Sam

He sells beans

Bean Man Sam

by WaddlerTheDuck August 17, 2020

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a sex position in which requires three guys and two women in which two guys try shoving a bicycle into a womans vagina while the third one sits on her face farting incessantly singing the national anthem with a blue wig on

Hey Bob,you and some of the fellas should come over tonight so we can Uncle Sam Shuffle the shit out of Mary.

by Agricola Youtubuola April 6, 2009

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pas net sam

tall guy with red hair, likes computers, and asian women

'there's nothing like pas net sam'

by anonymous February 26, 2005

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Coupon Sam

A "Coupon Sam" is someone who always insists on using a coupon for exactly what it's stated for, even if they can upgrade it to a much better deal for a small price.

They are obsessed with free to the point of a fault.

Hot girl: Here's a coupon for a free picture of me in a bikini and a punch in the nose. If you pay me a dollar, you get 10 pictures. and no punch

Coupon sam will accept one picture and a punch because it's free... that's right, even if he has a 20 on him.

by Downvoting Victim August 22, 2005

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Sam's choice special

a man is getting head from a girl and comes in her mouth, instead of swollowing the girl spits the remaining cum into an empty sams choice can and throws it out. After a few days they check on the can and the cum has dried over the remaining coke in the can.

Daxton gave the ol' Sam's choice special to Taylynn one night.

Man i cant believe that coke tasted like sperm.

Yum i love sams choice!

by Bro1088 August 27, 2006

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