Sadsturbate

When you masturbate to take your mind off something that's making you sad.

"Aw man...I'm so sad about my girl breaking up with me...I can't sleep..."
"Time to sadsturbate!"

by bassmanmiles92 June 29, 2011

sadposting

A form of post-ironic shitposting involving deppressing themes and a semi verbose style that would be legitimately depressing if it weren't for an element of absurd humor element added in

The emotional whiplash I got from watching Gondola sadposting videos launched me into the fourth demension and allowed to ascend past godhood

by Jerry from State Farm August 14, 2017

SADLAB

Suck a Dick Lick a Ball (which leads to my next question....just one?) lol

She's such a bitch I just wanted to tell her to go sadlab

by babblemnonkey May 14, 2010

Sadurbate

The act of masturbating because you're sad and have nothing else to do.

Don't go into my room, Summer just broke up with me and I'm going to go sadurbate.

by Definitely_Not_DJ April 14, 2014

saddle river day

School where all rich spoiled brats go. The basketball team runs the school even though they have the worst record. No football or baseball team here but it's okay because the classes are super easy. Most people come here when they get bullied or are depressed. Half nerds and half spoiled brats with an exception of a few cool kids

Don't tell anyone you go to Saddle river day or else you will be bullied.

by Rich Bitch $$$ April 21, 2018

Sadgasm

Feeling complete, utter sadness with the intensity of an orgasm. Also a band in which Homer Simpson played.

Mike: Hey, John! Guess what?

John: What?

Mike: Your girlfriend dumped you. She’s going out with Henry now.

John: Please excuse me while I have a sadgasm.

John: (Has sadgasm.)

by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 10, 2019

Sadia

One of the most down to earth soul, you’ll ever meet. Despite her own problems in life, she will always value the people in her life and will pour all her love into the people she value. She is driven by her crazy and big dreams. Sadia is someone you can always turn to in times of sadness. And be careful, she requires the same care and love she gives you.

Sadia is the girl you would write poetry’s about.

by KOOLSAMM November 21, 2021