Swamp Cactus

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"I hate that Swamp Cactus. ;

i married a Got-Damn Swamp Cactus. ;

by GoinInCircles December 29, 2023

Swamp Asians

Another name for any Southeast Asian person, like filipino ppl (ew)

Idc about what you have to say you filipino. You’re one of those “swamp asians”.

by No1kevingatesfan January 1, 2024

Swamp Donkey’d

To be sexually assaulted by your boss.

The owner of the crawfish restaurant on Northpark Drive Swamp Donkey’d me

by Bstarks January 14, 2024

Swampies

Swampies (deprived from swampy) is plural for several beers of the cheaper variety and quality. The term is referring to how cheap quality beers can have an often not so pleasant taste reflecting dirty swamp water.

My friend and I drank swampies all night last night. Woke up with a hangover today… damn swampies!

by Wizzlemane96 January 27, 2024

Swamp puppy

An alligator

"That swamp puppy is coming in hot!"
-Some dude on Instagram

by Russellsroughneck November 17, 2023

Swamp donkey havin ass bitch

A bitch who is yet a having ass and yet a swamp donkey.

That girl Miranda, she’s a swamp donkey havin ass bitch

by Miss meowgeee November 26, 2023

Swamp Mower

What is a swamp mower? A swamp mower is an intense sexual experience. A swamp mower takes place when two consenting partners fill up one of their vaginas with vomit, feces, and piss. After you make your concoction you put anal beads inside and allow it to marinate for a week. After a week yank those beads out like you’re starting a lawn mower. Enjoy!!!

My boyfriend swamp mowered me so hard

by Swampmower February 29, 2024