Took home this gal that defined as a woman last night and got the southern surprise. Went to touch her bean and found her tree trunk.
by Bootyandbeast16 August 3, 2023
Get the Southern surprisemug. When a male collects all of the snot he can , and stuffs it in his foreskin before an oral sex act to surprise his partner with extra taste.
by TheRatcliffe September 12, 2025
Get the Snot Surprisemug. When you and your friend arrive at your house, you run well ahead of them and slam the door shut. Once inside, quickly attach yourself to the doorknob “butt plug style”. When the knob turns inside your anus and your friend pushes on the door…SURPRISE!!!
by Bortt October 17, 2020
Get the Surprise Partymug. Taking a cattleman’s revolver and shoving the barrel into a woman’s ass while you’re fucking her and then scream “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us”
by LordCatbagger June 18, 2022
Get the western surprisemug. by anonymous October 13, 2020
Get the Arizona surprisemug. You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.
1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)
by DonglemyBongle June 5, 2020
Get the surprise toolmug. A common phrase used in pubs and bars all around Melbourne, often heard in response to a statement or question where nothing more can be contributed to a conversation
The latest bureau of statistics data shows our love affair with beer has drooped
That's a, that's a surprise
That's a, that's a surprise
by bdawge November 29, 2011
Get the That's a, that's a surprisemug.