by Mr Fabulastic May 11, 2017
When an unsepecting woman is pounced on from behind when they are lying on their stomach and brutally analed while getting their vagina stuffed with household items or the surpriser's fecaces.
by Sexual predator July 20, 2015
A game involving MDMA.
First off you assemble some sort of list with the names of all the people who want to participate in "Surprise Molly". After, gather up enough people to join, they need to sign some sort of waiver and agree on a set amount of molly. Then you write everyone`s name on different pieces of paper and put the papers in a hat. Then everyone comes together and each person takes a piece of paper. This is your "Surprise Molly" target.
Once you receive you receive your "Surprise Molly" target, you have two weeks to attack. You must find some sort of way to get your "Surprise Molly" target to take molly without knowing. For example: put the molly in food and get your "Surprise Molly" target to eat it. The goal is to have your "Surprise Molly" target roll in a good environment (perhaps a party?) successfully without knowing. The only time in which you can talk about molly with your "Surprise Molly" target is if they approach you and ask if they`re on molly. You reply with just a "yes" or "no".
If you do not get your "Surprise Molly" target to consume molly unknowingly, then you lose and do not move on to the next round. You repeat this process once every two months (or one or three etc). You play until there is one person left. They are the "Surprise Molly" champion.
First off you assemble some sort of list with the names of all the people who want to participate in "Surprise Molly". After, gather up enough people to join, they need to sign some sort of waiver and agree on a set amount of molly. Then you write everyone`s name on different pieces of paper and put the papers in a hat. Then everyone comes together and each person takes a piece of paper. This is your "Surprise Molly" target.
Once you receive you receive your "Surprise Molly" target, you have two weeks to attack. You must find some sort of way to get your "Surprise Molly" target to take molly without knowing. For example: put the molly in food and get your "Surprise Molly" target to eat it. The goal is to have your "Surprise Molly" target roll in a good environment (perhaps a party?) successfully without knowing. The only time in which you can talk about molly with your "Surprise Molly" target is if they approach you and ask if they`re on molly. You reply with just a "yes" or "no".
If you do not get your "Surprise Molly" target to consume molly unknowingly, then you lose and do not move on to the next round. You repeat this process once every two months (or one or three etc). You play until there is one person left. They are the "Surprise Molly" champion.
by ¢!0µ∂ October 19, 2013
When your girl is asleep sneak into the bathroom and load her hairdryer up with various items. Perhaps some dried semen, pubic hair, or bacon flavored lube. Set the hairdryer back in its place. Sit and wait patiently for your girl to get shot gunned Kurt Cobain style by the surprise Blunderbuss.
Bro 1. Yeah bro Cassie isn't talking to me anymore...
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes
by Cave man101 December 13, 2019
When your getting sucked off you say close your eyes and then you pull out of there mouth and stick a cactus in
by Surprise giver March 24, 2021