When you're getting a hand job and a wax job at the same time. Make sure it's from one of the cute asians, not the fugly one
by deejaay_cs October 21, 2017
Get the rip and rocketmug. Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket: Slang name for the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.
Brenda fancied Jonny quite a lot. So leaned over and whispered in his ear, "after lunch i would like a go on your pump action yoghurt rocket please."
by yupyepyep June 4, 2017
Get the Pump Action Yoghurt Rocketmug. When you're late for your job as a renowned experimental physicist and then get ironically shot with a particle accelerator while outside the lab.
by Heisanevilgenius November 25, 2011
Get the Oreo Rocketmug. Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!
Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
by keemstar the memestar June 7, 2024
Get the Israeli Cock Rocketmug. me: hey look what my nan made
barry: what is it?
me: called rocket fuel its pretty much turpentine
barry: great lets have some
barry: holy shit!! "cough" "cough"
me: i cant see
barry: what is it?
me: called rocket fuel its pretty much turpentine
barry: great lets have some
barry: holy shit!! "cough" "cough"
me: i cant see
by tim_howell November 28, 2007
Get the rocket fuelmug. 