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Put a Hamlet in your Drink

To poision someone. Probably mostly used as a Boomer joke
Bro 1: Yo bro pay attention that guy put a Hamlet in your drink
Bro 2: Sick man i hope its the good shit
Bro 1: yeet
by Jakksto November 12, 2019
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This meaning is used for someone who want it to put in your ass, people who most commonly use this term really want it in the ass, the mum part is a way of saying the you have sexual relations with someone mother.
Someone: What are we going to do

You: I'll Put it your ass, like i'll put in your mum
Someone: OMG yess baby

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum
by Daddybby November 14, 2019
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Put My Gown On

A term to signify that you are definitely staying home for the night, and unequivocally will not be putting pants back on to get out. Some old timer ladies call their mu-mus/nightgowns “gowns”.
Girl 1: Hey, sister! You should come over and try this new herbal medicine we got going on.

Girl 2: Nah, I ain’t feelin’ it right now. Wheel of Fortune is about to come on anyway.

Girl 1: Come on, it’s only like 7pm!

Girl 2: I know lol, but I done put my gown on. Even filled my belly; I’m done with today.

Girl 1: OK Grandma, good night then.
by Funtimeisover April 14, 2019
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Put a brick on your foot

A term coined by NASCAR enthusiast Jack Morris. If you tell a driver to put a brick on their foot, you are telling them to put more pressure on the pedal, making them go faster.
Fan: Come on Elliott, put a brick on your foot! You gotta win this race!
by salute07 May 6, 2019
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Put The Tings in the Tings

To put food inside of bread.
Someone - ‘What do you do while working at Subway?
Jacob - “oh uhh you know, put the tings in the tings.”
by TheUrbanDictionaryLord March 4, 2019
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Looking for forgiveness when you don’t really care that much
Boy 1-“I shouldn’t have come here my mom said no”

Boy 2-“it’s fine! Just run back and put your tail between your legs when you get there

Boy 1-“safe my drilla sound bruv”
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Grass that will put you on your ass

A really strong stran of marijuana that will put you on your butt after 1 hit
Christian McClellan took too much off the grass that will put you on your ass.
by Cpuff the whiter June 2, 2019
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