poop and seek 

A game you and your friends play where one friend goes to poop and then texts mass amounts of people before they do poop. They Everyone has to find that person before they finish pooping. If this happens to you, you will receive a text saying POOP!. This usually works best when no one expects this like when in school or at work. By the way opposite sex bathrooms are not off limits so go where ever you can to find this person.

In the middle of class I received a text saying POOP! because my friend joe was playing poop and seek.

poop and seek by Danny Is the shit December 14, 2007

poop stain 

The poop stain is how the dumbshits tell the front of their underwear from the back.

Also the poop stain can be what you would find on a towel that some chick used to wipe herself after anal sex.

dumbshit thinks in the morning "brown back, yellow front.. good thing i can tell from the poop stain."

that bitch left a damn poop stain on my towel.

poop stain by Rhynoo July 10, 2005

Poop Necklace 

When you poop on a girl's chest and then smear it so it looks like a necklace. Very similar to a pearl necklace, except with poop.

"So the other day I was hanging out with this girl, next thing you know I'm giving her a poop necklace."

Poop Necklace by Tom Shane March 17, 2008

poop friend 

what you get when you smear shit all over your naked body and then press yourself up against a wall.

ed: dude, why are you covered in shit?
jay: i was just in the bathroom making a poop friend.
ed: sweet!

poop friend by ron johnson October 30, 2004

poop party 

when you poop in a bag till it is filled then you throw it at people.

:)

i went to a poop party last night and i came home coverd in shit.

poop party by bob mcba November 4, 2007

poop looter 

a homosexual man, an insult.

You fucking poop-looter!

poop looter by DannyBoy September 5, 2003

poop stamp 

A stamp of poop left behind on a toilet seat by a person with a hairy butthole that does not wipe well.

Every time I go to Walmart I see poop stamps on the toilets and it makes me sick.

Your momma's so fat her poop stamps need their own zip code.

poop stamp by BoxerMomma March 5, 2010