vampire snack pack

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My mate Ralph found one of his girl friend's Vampire Snack Packs under his bed.

by Puaap October 9, 2008

Packed my lunch

Several hours after eating rich food it becomes a pneumatic thing. ie: Farting big time

Pew! Sorry, excuse me I was just packed my lunch.

by Ralph, the bus driver January 3, 2004

Fanny Pack

When the section of skin below the stomach but above the genitals. Referred to as the groin area. Has excessive build up of fat. So that when the person wears pants the look like they have a massive bulge in their pants. Similar to a camel toe, but far more obvious and odd looking. Both women and men can have a "Fanny Pack"

"Hey that man is wearing a fanny pack!"
"Yeah, it's covering his natural Fanny Pack."

"Oh my gosh these pants give me a Fanny Pack!"

by Angelic_Light April 12, 2010

Flat Pack Idiot

Flat pack idiot: someone who has very little common sense or engineering skills. Therefore making them completely incapable of following the basic instructions typically which come with flat pack furniture

F*ck me Dave, you are a right "Flat Pack Idiot", have you not finished that bookcase yet!

by World of Pain October 12, 2011

road pack a turd

Not having the ability to poop for an extended period of time because of driving or riding in a vehicle.

Travis says: "Dave where are you going?"
Dave says: "I'm going to take a crap, i don't think i can road pack a turd for an hour!"

by travdizzle April 1, 2009

Packing founding fathers

To have a lot of money. To carry around a lot of money.

I've been working for six months without a break. I'm going to the strip club to blow off some steam. Are you gonna have a good time, Tim?! Oh yea, I'm packing founding fathers. gotta get that paper, making money, get rich, rich, wealthy, money

by joecoolthefool August 8, 2015

Banker's six-pack

Getting screwed by a bank, restaurant, company, or government that charges you for 6 of an item and delivers 5.

OH MAN, I bought that beer and got the Banker's six-pack: one of them was empty cause the top blew.

SHIT!: I did the drive-thu for dogs and paid for 6 and only got 5. There goes the Banker's six-pack again.

by euphemismo December 26, 2011