you have nice things

This is the sating people have when they come over to your house and you don't know what to say because if you except this you say you have nice things and your a douche bag. when in reality when someone says this the only response is "fuck you, get out"

Wealthy man: "Hey come on in"
Poor Man: "OK thanks, say YOU HAVE NICE THINGS."
Wealthy Man: "FUCK YOU"

by 123goodbye November 10, 2011

Nice headshape

What black people say in self defense on chatango.

Person1: your mom gay
Person2: nice headshape

by Hardware@chatango September 28, 2018

Oh, that's real nice

What the fish from spongebob says when he opens the toilet to find spongebob in there

Fish Guy: *opens toilet to find spongebob*
Fish Guy: Oh, that's real nice.....

by banditboogaloo July 26, 2022

nice pedo

a pedo who you actually like such as not wanting to run away from them or calling the cops. Meaning you actually want them to fuck you because they are a nice pedo.

bruh i met this pedo online and i actually like him/her i think he/she is a nice pedo

by Big Batty Homo 76 August 10, 2019

Take the wife somewhere nice

Anal Sex

Anything planned for the weekend?
Yeah Im gonna take the wife somewhere nice.
Up the arse?

by Wyvernflanker September 16, 2021

Nice Day

It's called Nice Day. It happens on June 9. Probably because it's 6/9. Lmao

Person 1: "Yo dude, it's Nice Day!"
Person 2: "Nice!"

by MokeyTheMouse January 9, 2022

Nice bazubands

A common greeting when meeting another individual to promote dominance, elegance and friendship.

Hey bro nice bazubands, you stupid bitch

by John mcbazubands March 26, 2021