ponies are north

A phrase created by Upper Elementary students used when teachers are near, so all inappropriate conversations can be stopped

Student 1: Yo I wanna fuck her while--
*Teacher walks towards students*
Student 2: Ponies are north!
Student 1: *acting as if he is working* What did you get for question 3?

by Bid daddy (not adam) May 14, 2018

North American Faggot

An individual with a social status that makes others feel inferior.

With a North American Faggot like that around I will never get that promotion.

by Federalgrass February 17, 2022

North

A short, but funny person who is multi-talented. They often use dark humor to cope with their trauma and joke about being sad.

Did you see North's tweet yesterday? They're so funny!

by sadsapphic December 18, 2020

North Carolina Earthquake

The phenomenon of violent vibration and shaking inside of one's house due to the unstable load or poor feet adjustment of a washing machine or dryer.

Dude the windows in the house rattled so bad the glass fell out of the frames! It was a North Carolina Earthquake it was a 8.3 on the sphincter scale!!!

by Buzzard lips February 20, 2021

North Shore Barn Owl

When a man inserts a hollow tube/roller into the anus of a construction work and from the end shouts hoot hoot in the style of an owl.

Hank was feeling squirrely and asked brad for a North Shore barn owl during break

by riley1989 November 7, 2021

The North

The North of England. Pretty much anywhere north of the M4 counts as being northern.

"I'm going to go up to The North on the weekend."
"Where are you going?"
"Gloucester."

by Cider1 March 20, 2023

North Dakota numbing cream

The act of sitting on your hand for several minutes until it becomes numb. Once that occurs, you proceed to masturbate with it for immense pleasure and relief.

Today I rushed home from soccer practice in order to enjoy a North Dakota numbing cream

by Riccardo_Di_Leo September 18, 2025