mother nuts 

The intermittent state of insanity experienced by mothers and directed at their children, characterized by a melodramatic self-pity and often punctuated with childlike tantrums usually triggered by the smallest of perceived transgression.

"I neglected to ask Mom if she wanted to come to the movies and she went all mother nuts on me, crying and telling me that she's never been so wronged by anyone in her life and what a giant disappointment I am to her."

mother nuts by MrMeta4 January 2, 2015

Kick In The nuts 

an assault against the male genitalia that women usually uses to defend themselves against rapist, sex offenders, or to take an ex boyfriend down. It usually wounds they opponent for a good 30 minutes if you get it right. The opponent can act quick right after though so be aware the adrenaline usually works for 5 seconds then they'll have to sit down to take deep breathes.

Kick In The nuts OWW!!!

Kick In The nuts by Phizzzzy April 25, 2010

deez nuts

the testicles of a male

person 1: Can you hold these for me?
person 2: Hold what?
person 1: Deeeeez Nuts!!!

deez nuts by Ashley G. and Jessia C. October 1, 2003

monkey nuts 

a large, hairy scrotum.

nigga, yo monkey nuts be stinking up my crib! you best wash that stank off!

monkey nuts by kyle marx April 10, 2003

nuts and bagels 

One that is not just nuts, but so crazy that he or she is nuts AND bagels.

That guy came in the room and danced around naked and then he stuck 4 toothpicks in his peehole...nuts and bagels!

nuts and bagels by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 16, 2007

muscle nuts 

when you are freezing cold or take a swim causing your sac to retract

"Dude it fucking freezing out"
"Yeah I know man, I have some muscle nuts now!"

muscle nuts by Kyle JC April 2, 2008

numb nuts 

A beta player, an absolute novice

My manz is a numb nuts, he won't give me a drink

numb nuts by Baddies_In_The_Club March 25, 2022