MatthewTheCashew

MatthewTheCashew is a pimp with no simp, he is very poggers and never will commit poggerscide, even tho he a nut he will never nut for a girl he simped for cause he dont simp

MatthewTheCashew is a very pogger dude

by JujuGonz September 6, 2020

Matthew Booth

Gambling addicted fool.

Matthew Booth, couldn’t write the menu properly because he’s an gambling addicted fool, too busy looking at horse racing.

by BeardedChef September 11, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is tall typically 6'5. He is a lean 155 pounds. He is a straight GORGEOUS, best-looking guy at the school. He is excellent at baseball and throws the high 90s on an off day. His secondary sport is basketball, where he is known for his windmills. He excels in the field of humor. Overall, Matthew is a great guy with no downside to his personality

Everyone likes Matthew.

by IDontSayItEveryoneIsThinkingIt September 12, 2020

Matthew Bean

Someone who got annoyed that their name wasn't in the urban dictionary so got me to add it.

"Hello Matthew Bean"
"Hello"

by Xocrone September 16, 2020

Matthew

A tall man, usually quite handsome but not adorned by girls. Mostly into memes and gaming with the boys.

Matthew, wanna make memes?

by DiamondReaper 24 September 24, 2020

Matthew

Dumb and not a friendlyperson

Matthew is dumb

by Jack dumb heart September 25, 2020

Matthew Haydon

Thick af, bowl cut, prob gay and has a massive cultural dot on his forehead

Matthew Haydon is pretty bad at 2k

by C men October 1, 2020