Mountain Hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.
"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025
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Mountain Stacks

Lady 1: Don’t worry, sweetie! This old woman will show you the way to be a proper lady!
Lady 2: Oh! Th-thank you, ma’am.
Lady 2 inner voice: ‘Does she seriously think of herself as “old” with those mountain stacks..?!’
by redbirds003 December 14, 2024
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This is the creator of the religion 'Camelism' He guided the great camel on his journey in camelism. His essence was passed down to 'Harrison' who now leads Camelism.
Person 1: THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MOUNTAIN MONK was very sigma

Person 2: Yes, indeed he was
by Sigma Camel March 25, 2024
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mountain lion hunter

A mountain lion hunter is a male, who specifically targets older less attractive females. Not to be confused with a "cougar hunter" (a man who hunts older yet seemingly attractive women). On the surface it may appear this man lacks finese in his approach. Simply looking for easy sexual targets...

However, their objective isn't always sexual gratification. Often his agenda can be more sinister and calculated such as looking for a mountain lion that will provide financial security or career advancement.
I can't believe boned that Mountain Lion, Tim really is a "Mountain Lion Hunter".
by STEVEN WITH A "PH" February 1, 2018
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Swish mountains

Where one is fucking a girl in the ass who is laying on here stomache, the guy pulls out before he cums, and ejaculates all over her ass.
Johnathan gave Lexxi’s Mum some swish mountains after a good fuck.
by George_Orwell 1984 January 27, 2018
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tapping mountains

Fondling someone’s;usually a lover or person of interests, boobies
Him: “would you mind if I tapped your mountains?”

Her: “yes, fondle my boobies please”

Scenario2:
Guy 1: “I hung out with Stacy last weekend, I was tapping mountains bro!”
Guy 2: HELL YEAH BRO, TAP THOSE PEAKS
by Nihhgiaa March 22, 2024
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