mountain martians

The worst shitposter ever. Never makes videos.

Todd : Hey, when's the last time mountain martians uploaded.

Mark : 6 years.

by Mountain Martians July 15, 2021

mountain queef

Inappropriate yodelling from ones vagina.

A small Swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. Resue services are still searching for survivors - Reuters

by Jammy11 April 23, 2017

mountain docking

When skiing with a friend and your skis get intertwined. Is considered legally binding marriage if it happens on a Sunday in Canada.

I didn't fall today unless you count the mountain docking incident with Andrew.

by notryan0rz October 27, 2017

mountain

The breasts of Earth.

Man, Earth has some great giant mountains...

by Yessssbabynooooonoooobabyyoooo October 14, 2017

Mountain Out Of A Molehill

Charles Matthew Brown

Man, Charles is making a Mountain out of a Molehill again

by Mrsir22 April 28, 2024

Ricky Mountain Tangerine

Commonly known as a "chronic" or "dank" strain of weed laced with PCP.

"Yo man did you hit that joint?"
"Yeah man I can't feel my feet I'm soo high!"
"That's that Ricky Mountain Tangerine!"

by ClarkIsGullible May 6, 2013

Shit mountain

When your shit so much without flushing that the shit piles up to the point that it is touching your ass

Bro yesterday I was so clogged up that when I went to shit I made a shit mountain

by Definitely not Victor February 11, 2024