mia&landon

Soulmates

Mia and Landon are soulmates

Mia&landon: The definition of the perfect match

by ykwhoitissss May 31, 2024

Dirty Landon

When you shit in your hand and then use said shit as lubricant to jerk off your bro

Scala, you my bro and I love ya man. It’s time for you to enjoy a Dirty Landon!

by Sidecut March 24, 2025

Dune London Are Likarian

Dune London Are Likarian

Dune London Are Likarian

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

Dirty Landon

Putting your penis into another man's mouth and then throat fuck him violently. Then Ben comes along and Cleveland steamers the two of u.

I got dirty landoned

by My P.p June 3, 2025

Carson London

Carson London is a person who will never leave you. He loves you for who you are. He’s funny. Kind, beautiful, and the best person you’ll ever meet. He’ll make sure you’re always safe and protect you from the bad parts of the world. He loves you more than anything and he’ll prove it. (Hi Carson <3)

Person 1: who’s the best person you’ve ever met
Person 2: Carson London, obviously…

by Ember.Rain September 11, 2025

“Get Landoned”

When someone ask for advice/ideas/suggestions for anything in their life, but immediately disregards any ideas provided and states he/she already solved it 3 months ago.

A - “Hey do these flyers look good or should I change it?”
B - “One minor change is to the font, but that’s it”
A - “You big dumb fuck dawg, I shipped these flyers 3 months ago”

“Get Landoned” big dawg

by Mcsmitttty February 24, 2026

the London Blues

1. A state of depression that becomes the norm after you've spent too much time in London

2. The feeling one might get when left behind or staying back in a city.

I really have to get out of here... I'm starting to get the London Blues

by Maxi Starr January 9, 2026