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Crash Landing

When you fall off a building, naked, and you teabag someone when you hit the ground. It always results in two fatalities.
Ben Dupuis had a major "Crash Landing" on that bitch in downtown Toronto.
by Show time October 7, 2008
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Land-locked club

Me: bro my gf just dumped me
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.

or

Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
by UNKNOWN BILLY November 29, 2023
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La La Land pass

La La Land pass is what you give to a person that has wronged you in the past but not out of malice or devilry. It’s just that what was best for him/her at the moment was not the best for the two of you. And that you understand. And that it is okay. And that you two need not to dwell on the subject any longer.
Wrong-doer: You know... I always... wanted to say... you know... about that time
Pass-giver: It’s alright. I will give you the La La Land pass.
by Only good at Rififi November 8, 2017
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PEDOPHILE LANDINGS

Places where you are most likely to find PEDOPHILES.
It 8s no crapshoot to be around PEDOPHILE LANDINGS in any CASINO.
by STINKING LIKE SHIT July 24, 2021
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the land of Nod

Exhausted after a long day, I drifted off to the land of Nod as soon as my head hit the pillow.
by Arminkshipper July 11, 2024
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Drunk Land Whale

A drunk woman, in a bar, or club who actively pursues another individual for sex.
Damn, Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying the tab to save myself.
by Logan0787 April 9, 2023
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land of aquarius

The Land of Aquarius is a website that talks about nearly every aspect of the Universe. It then shows how to use that knowledge to help yourself out on this planet.
The Land of Aquarius talks about a mixture of quantum science and ancient knowledge. The laws of Quantum physics and ancient knowledge tell us that the world is actually an illusion. Since it is an illusion, we can create any reality we wish to see just by changing our thoughts about it.
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