Jump on a grenade

The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).

Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.

Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.

Guy 2: I got you man.

by calmdownyoufuckingsjw August 17, 2016

Wizard Jumping

In medieval times when a sorceress pulls a train on several wizards in succession.

Agatha the sorceress had a great time at the wizard's castle. All of his wizard friends were there. Agatha pulled off the wizard jumping of her life.

by Gottapee June 18, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

JUMP OFF MY COUCH

A form of saying that means you are really mad or really excited.

BRO THIS WIRELESS HEADSET'S SOUND MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP OFF MY COUCH

by Jakob Rodriguez December 2, 2020

Jump

A term used for a group of pussy bitches and instead of fighting 1 on 1 they 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 or 10 on one🥱

Imma jump this bitch she pussy anyways

by Linkskys January 19, 2021

jump

To scare girls away by trying to autistically pick them up.

- Bro he jumped four girls at Shibuya today.
- He’s an inspiration to us all.

by Olety December 18, 2018

Conversation Jumped

Being forced by a stranger into a conversation against your will.

I was walking to my car and this guy just came out of nowhere and conversation jumped me!

by corrnucopia January 26, 2011