Jizz nasty

1. The act of getting a large amount of jizz all over something or someone.

2. Having a good time.

3. When something is amazing.

1. “Dude, did you get jizz nasty all over the tub?”

2. “Let’s get jizz nasty tonight!”

3. “Yo, this pasta is jizz nasty!”

by momluver69 October 17, 2021

Jizz infection

Something gurus deal with all the time if they are in any sort of tensioned and it makes them not interested in having another remainder until they fix their vagina infection after contaminated with semen.

Not another jizz infection. Not gonna sleep with another man forever!

by Golove November 6, 2019

Jizz whacked

When something is so messed up; or something is so cool.

“Bro you fucked my girlfriend? that’s so jizz whacked”

“Noooo way dude you got a ferrari? that’s so jizz whacked!!”

by wageth July 6, 2019

Jizz-Jam-Session

When you make music with your homies while jerking off

Person A: I feel like making some rad music but also like beating tf out of my meet

Person B: then let's get the boys together and do a Jizz-Jam-Session

by smol Karl, Coori May 29, 2018

Jizz mopper

Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.

I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.

by ererueru July 22, 2020

Jizzed Up

You are full of loot in escape from tarkov

Bro I'm jizzed up right now

by Dick Sucking the 3rd June 11, 2023

jizz

A term that should be more commonly used by rockin awesome individuals habituated in the HRM to refer to the Local's Wednesday night event. Gin + jazz = jizz.

Friend 1 - “Hey, are you jizzing tonight?”
Friend 2 - “Hell to the YEAH! Is that even a question?! Let’s get this Jizz on the goooo‼️‼️”

by 2phase January 21, 2024