jizz n a jar

A guy giving his sample for fertility treatment.

I was going to be late because I had to stop at the IVF clinic and jizz n a jar.

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

Jizz Cricket

A girls who gets cum on her inner-thigh/feet and rubs her legs/feet together like a cricket

You know Izzy? She’s such a jizz cricket

by IzzyBeAJizzCricket October 8, 2022

fizz and jizz

When you tie a female up and pour sprite on her clit and watches it fizz. As this is happening he vigorously masturbates and the only thing that stops the fizz is his jizz.

Her: babe you wanna get freaky tonight
Him: sure, *ties her up and pours sprite on her clit and masturbates very quickly*.
Her:wtf was that last night
Him: fizz and jizz.

by Kidbackwardsisdik March 7, 2020

T Jizz 47

An old fat washed up blonde white guy who eats greasy fries, plays wordle and loves watching 70’s porn. A loser who has zero clue he’s a loser.

Man , nobody’s greasing up their pants crack and iPad like lazy T Jizz 47. Thinks he’s a king, but Clueless.

by Laujee May 15, 2025

Jizz

Another word for when a man ejaculates

Wow i got jizz all over my bed sheets!

by Tits are pretty August 11, 2021

German Jizz Clock

The Art of getting a group of men, let them stand like a bukake. Have one volunteer walk around the group. And the group has to try and jizz on the person (or animal, whatever floats your boat) walking counter clock wise around the group.

Wow have you heard about the new Olympic game? No? What is it. It's called the German jizz clock.

by The Remaining One April 5, 2017

Hot jizz tornado

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.

Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado

by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020