Jelly Sneeze

When you have a mouth full of jelly and you suddenly have to sneeze and the jelly travels up to your nose and when you sneeze it sprays out alongside the usual mess.

Andrew was enjoying a bowl full of strawberry jelly when suddenly the urge to sneeze hit him, he tried to quickly swallow the jelly but he was to late the jelly flew out and hit the person sitting opposite him, she screamed in disgust and everyone else cried out in laughter, " HaHa Jelly sneeze"

by TheJellyMan April 17, 2013

Jelly Bean

A fat, gay Mexican.

Guy1: So this fat vato walks up to me and asked if he could have my burrito. I wasn't even eating.

Guy 2: Ah, he must have been a Jelly Bean!

by Stasch42 October 21, 2017

Jelli

When someone just wants to get a feel of your butt to see if it jiggles when lifted and dropped.

Or

Someone just wants to ask for permission to take a picture of your butt because they like how it looks

Me "hey does my butt look like it has gotten bigger?" Her "I don't know, hmm, let me get a jelli"

by Dank musky August 9, 2023

Jelly belly

When you are laying down and masterbating then when you finally cum it land in your belly button.

Dude last night I had a jelly belly because i bustwd and it landed in my belly button.

by That_guyulike October 4, 2018

shame jelly

Male ejaculate, cum

Jack went to the glory hole and came out covered in shame jelly.

I coated that bitches face with some shame jelly!

by SnowmaND October 14, 2023

petroleum jelly

The act of feeling envious towards another region's gasoline/petrol prices.

New Yorker: "Gas over here is down to $3.29 per gallon. I just filled up today."

Californian: "It's $4.57 over here. You have no idea how petroleum jelly I am of you right now."

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 7, 2023

what the jelly

outright confusing of 3 or more parties

what the jelly matoeo.

by ellur September 14, 2025