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Put that peanut butter on the jelly

An instruction to perform a predetermined action or series of actions swiftly.
When my driver education student took a turn across oncoming traffic excessively leisurely I barked "Put that peanut butter on the jelly, son!"
by Cleveland_50 July 16, 2019
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what the jelly

outright confusing of 3 or more parties
what the jelly matoeo.
by ellur September 14, 2025
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petroleum jelly

The act of feeling envious towards another region's gasoline/petrol prices.
New Yorker: "Gas over here is down to $3.29 per gallon. I just filled up today."

Californian: "It's $4.57 over here. You have no idea how petroleum jelly I am of you right now."
by babypiratesnapchat2 March 7, 2023
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jelly dipping

when the testicles are covered in period blood while scissoring
my boyfriend and i were jelly dipping last night"
by jellyroller59 February 9, 2025
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Jelly-Twat

Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.
My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.
by Hippo8Me August 30, 2010
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jelly belly

yo, did you hear about when he gave her a jelly belly last summer?
by nothingggx33 October 23, 2017
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peanut butter and jelly

this is when you fuck your girl on her period, then do anal. her shit will be the consistency of peanut butter, and the period blood will act as the jelly. you then proceed to put your dick in between her breasts being the bread, and continue to fuck them until satisfied. you can then eat the sandwich you made, but its really your preference.
"me and my girl had a peanut butter and jelly last night, it was the best I've ever had"
by yosemitesynonym June 17, 2016
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