Ireland jones

Ireland Jones is one of the most beautiful, talented, kindest person you would ever meet. She is always down for a good time and when she is with her Pookie Sierra it is always a fun time and things get wild. Ireland usually thinks she is not good enough but little Does she know she is to good for anyone and is literally the definition of an amazing person. She is so gorgeous, she is as gorgeous as the sun rises and sunsets. But be careful don’t break her heart because she has a heartless best friend who is not afraid to break some fingers. When this girl loves, she loves hard. She is also very grumpy when waking up from a nap so never wake her up. Overall she is just the best person and the best best friend any girl could ask for. <3
Boy or girl 1- Hey did you see Ireland jones?

Boy or girl 2 - yes omg she is looking so beautiful today!

Boy or girl 3- did you also see her clothes? They are fire.

Boy 1 - don’t make the mistake of hurting her, I got my hand broken from her best friend Sierra.
by S_br6nd234 February 18, 2024
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a Jones

When you tell your wife you’re going out for one drink and disappear until the next morning.
Yeah dude, pulled a jones last night. Told the wifey I’d be back after the game. Next thing you know, I’m answering her call the next morning asking why I’m not home.
by BobbyBH January 31, 2022
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squirrel jones

squirrel jones is my god
by jammypop April 10, 2017
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Gypo Jones

The head pikey of all pikey's. Not to be messed with knows karate, the instructor taught him and his ugly mother.
Guy 1: Hey I wouldn't mess with dude he's a real Gypo Jones.
Guy 2: I fucked Lesley
Guy 1: Dave's gonna kill you lol
by Look Right February 03, 2018
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bubba jones

A cute sexy guy that every body loves.
I saw a hot guy earlier. I bet his name is bubba Jones.
by Bgnffffm July 12, 2017
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Bubba Jones

A soul stealing, shopping cart loving, glue eating, dog lover that never leaves a dare undone. He may appear on T-shirts from time to time.
Bubba Jones is a guy that you don't take home to mom and dad.
by IceQueen0714 January 08, 2018
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Jobu Jones

The oral sex act of pleasuring more than two mens penises at once
He gave the ravenous hobos the ol' Jobu Jones for half a turkey sandwich
by Msmith17192 January 23, 2019
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