Free Food Scavengers

People that can't help themselves to complimentary food. They are mostly hoarders or fattys.

I had to eat a plain bagel because some Free Food Scavengers cleaned out the cream cheese, butter and jelly.

by German Suplex+1 February 16, 2012

"free kittens" deal

Refers to an offer/proposal/situation where the items or circumstances appear to be favorable or legitimate as they are initially presented, but then turn out to be a "bottomless pit" of required labor, responsibility, and/or financial resources.

A brand new ink-jet printer for only $29.95 may seem like a bargain, but it's actually a "free kittens" deal, because replacing the ink cartridges will cost more than the printer.

by QuacksO March 4, 2015

Free me up

Verb - to release or give space to someone.

Girlfriend: Hey babe what you doin'?
Boyfriend: Washin' the dishes you left in the sink.
Girlfriend: Awe, you the best let me give you a hug.
Boyfriend: Uh huh ahight. Now, free me up, you see I'm washin' the dishes.

by J_Nice November 12, 2019

Celebrity Free Pass

It’s a deal between you and your lover that if one of y’all met a celebrity and had the chance to sleep with them you would and your lover or you cannot get angry because you had a Celebrity Free Pass.

Lover: You cheated on me!?

You: With Scarlett Johansson which is my celebrity free pass.

Lover: oh…ok then

by Kokichiis April 25, 2022

free dog water

when your so trash, your even free.

"dude, bill is totally free dog water!"

by skipper42-69 January 20, 2021

personality-free zone

someone that is totally devoid of a sense of humor.

Don't bother joking around with that auditor. He's a total personality-free zone.

by or2pod October 5, 2008

Fap Free February

A challenge for people who failed no nut november they get a second chance in February. Same rules just don’t fap.

Person 1: I failed no nut november
Person 2: well you can always try again in fap free February.

by King of Europe November 3, 2019