Slipper Pooping

The act of putting on slippers in anticipation of being on the toilet for a long time, in order to be more comfortable while taking a time-consuming dump.

He ate a lot of Chinese food last night, so he's probably slipper pooping right now. Might as well be comfortable, right?

by Andy Spring June 6, 2011

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Poop cried

When you're doing something scary or intimidating and your body reacts involuntarily to the fear by simultaneously pooping and crying, while your brain maintains its composure.

"I think I poop cried while driving that moving truck over the bridge!"

by Tine Machine October 24, 2015

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Poop Duping

Basically when a chick is riding a guy and tells him that he's penetrating her puxXy but in reality she scoots down and inserts it in her ass without him knowing

But you said :" Ah it's my pussy it's my pussy" , but in reality we had anal!?

Her:I can't believe poop duping worked on you.

by ChibiEternity June 27, 2018

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prodigal poop

When the mound of poop is so big that it tries to ‘return home’ by going back into your anus.

Don’t forget to flush before the Prodigal Poop returns home.

by Farnsworth Framingham February 5, 2020

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coop the poop

a little French Canadian Italian boy who is crippled all the time even though he hops around wherever he goes and owns an android uh oh. he also rejects cheese all the time and no one knows why.

wow did you see coop the poop? I saw him crippling around Ikea one time.

by nothanksillpass November 26, 2019

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The fine art of watching youtube videos whilst partaking in a massive bowel evacuation.

(Watching YouTube while taking a big shit)

Affectionately named after a memetic form of video popular among Millennials and early Generation Z-ers.

Brian: “I was youtube pooping for about an hour last night.”

Jimmy: “So was I.”

by TheSleeperThatHaunts August 7, 2021

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