Future Pooping

When you have a stomach flu or ate to many hot wings the night before, and youre on the toilet so much that your pooping out things you have not eaten yet.
My stomach is so messed up lately ive been future pooping
by PIG January 03, 2013
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Poop Warmth

When you enter a bathroom after someone has taken a huge shit and they shit so much it made the bathroom warm.
Wow someone sure made a lot of poop warmth in here!

I feel nice and poop warm after dropping that giant poop.
by Madetolast December 20, 2017
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Gnarly poop

Just a flat fuckin gnarly poop. One of those where you're sitting down droppin a deuce canoe in brown town and you're just thinking about how badly you wished you had fixed your exhaust fan when it broke last month.
Bro, I just took a gnarly poop. For real, give it at least 10 minutes before you go in there.
by The Real Clitorisaurus September 12, 2018
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Brain Pooped

when you exert so much focus or brain power that you lose all ability to function as a normal human being
Ex. Sarah was dumb, so after question 1 on the exam she became brain pooped.
by cmdrwest May 16, 2017
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insta-pooping

The action of strolling through instagram while pooping.
I caught my husband insta-pooping.
by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016
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Water Poop

The result when small kids get diarrhea after swimming.
Mommy, I’m pooping water poop!”
by InfiniteGuy July 14, 2019
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Poop hip

The build up of gas in your lower abdomen that causes you to feel like there's a turd sitting on your hip bone.
Look at how Dave is wiggling around in pain. He must have some serious poop hip going on.
by PoopHip71 March 07, 2012
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