Windsor Horse Rangers

A place to meet horrible ppl that cling to u for the rest of ur life. I warn you, do not go here as you will be stuck with them on calls at 1 in the morning. instead befriend the cat.

THE CAT IS DEAD

(i killed it)

do not go to Windsor Horse Rangers. It will end your life...

by Emilyxoxo March 5, 2022

Coating the Penny Horse

This British phrase was originally to describe the act of painting a fresh coat of paint on a small china horse, often found in bric-a-brac / jumble sales and charity shops. The phrase is now primarily used to describe going for a messy poo on a cheap toilet.

"Our John's been busy coating the penny horse this morning."

"By gum, that curry last night were right dodge -- I've got to coat the penny horse, I'll be back in half-hour."

by FondantTerrible July 24, 2020

Stink Like a Horse

To be terrible

Living at home as an adult can really stink like a horse.

by Jacksoncage November 13, 2021

Riding the tiny horse

Rhythmically thrusting one's erect penis into the mouth of a horizontal lady whilst straddling her face (said lady is ideally less than 5'1" in height).

I met this girl on hinge and was riding the tiny horse before I knew it.

by Stormplum June 22, 2021

rusty horse burger

One runs there finger around the butthole of a horse collecting all the excess poop then slathering the feces on two buns creating the best culinary masterpiece, then insert your penis in this gooy mess until there's nothing left.

The other night I was with the boys and I had myself a good old fashion rusty horse burger.

by BiggestRich March 1, 2017

Deckers horse penis

A man with the dick the size of a small elephant, usually tries to brag, and man has yet to create a condom to fit the summer sausage.

Tony: Dude did you fuck her??

Sam: Well kinda...

Tony: What do you mean?

Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.

Tony: Bull shit.

Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge

by afi GR October 21, 2010

No Horse Steroids Required

It means to get real, and be yourself. If you feel like your friend or loved one is putting on an act, you can tell them; no horse steroids required.

Todd: “Are you feeling ok?”
Stephanie: “Yeah, I’m fine”
Todd: “Stephanie, there’s no horse steroids required here”
Stephanie: “Ok, I’m sad that Roger broke up with me”

by K.C. Lime September 2, 2021