Homo Simpien

A play on Homo Sapien that implies this version of the species has adapted specifically to worship online crushes, OnlyFans creators, and TikTok e-girls.

Bro sent her $200 just because she said ‘thank you.’ Man’s a full-blown homo simpien now.

by DeathAtDawn April 16, 2025

Homo Gaypiens

Noun. Refers to the modern-day Homo Sapiens (i.e., humans) that are further divided into a sub-species due to their unique trait of feeling attraction to members of the same sex (i.e., they are a bunch of faggot queer homo super gay bitchboys); Homo Gaypiens evolved from an earlier species, known as Homo Erections.

"Dude, where's those faggots Quinton and Zach at? I want to beat the shit out of those Homo Gaypiens!"
"They're not here bro. You know damn well those Homo Gaypiens skipped school so they could buttfuck each other like little sissy la-la's. So gross...Let's kill them."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 2, 2025

Homne

The place Maarten is at

Maarten, you are at homne

by oijiuh May 18, 2025

Homo Fog

A slang term for when someone's homosexuality is believed to mess with their ability to think clearly or make good decisions.

Dude was so caught up in his homo fog, he forgot to pay the bar tab!

by Awjr May 21, 2025

Homo Nigrus

The most distant relative to the human, of the Homo Genus. Latin for Black Man.

Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: Oh, that is a Homo Nigrus!
Person 1: What?

by homoscribus December 25, 2025

Homo observatus

The scientific name for a person in your friend group that just exists and spends all their time looking at other socially active groups, ignoring the one they are in

Look at Amelia. *giggles softly*. She's a homo observatus! See, she doesn't even know we're talking about her!

by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 January 3, 2026

pho homo

going on a completely heterosexual man-date to pho hoa's soup restaurant

hey sean wanna pho homo this sunday, just the two of us?

by soupsoupsoup February 20, 2009