When you're on a horse

A phrase often repeated a significant amount of times to the point where it becomes an annoyance and no one really values their company or even their existence. The phrase relates to a certain situation, however leads to nothing, almost a cliffhanger to what is implied when your on a horse.

Luke: When you're on a horse

*proceeds to shit uncontrollably"

by Gore finger February 2, 2022

Happy Horse Shit

Someone trying to make a deal or situation more complicated than it needs to be.

I don’t want to hear none of your happy horse shit mister…now do we have a deal or what?

by Sorpcpym February 12, 2022

Windsor Horse Rangers

A place to meet horrible ppl that cling to u for the rest of ur life. I warn you, do not go here as you will be stuck with them on calls at 1 in the morning. instead befriend the cat.

THE CAT IS DEAD

(i killed it)

do not go to Windsor Horse Rangers. It will end your life...

by Emilyxoxo March 5, 2022

Autistic ahh horse

A horse who runs off cliffs and gets you demolished in the wild west and red dead

Person 1: GOD DAMN IT MY AUTISTIC AHH HORSE JUST JUMPED OFF THE FUCKING CLIFF!
Person 2: Damn bro that's just crazy...

by Spliceez March 8, 2023

Riding the tiny horse

Rhythmically thrusting one's erect penis into the mouth of a horizontal lady whilst straddling her face (said lady is ideally less than 5'1" in height).

I met this girl on hinge and was riding the tiny horse before I knew it.

by Stormplum June 22, 2021

Deckers horse penis

A man with the dick the size of a small elephant, usually tries to brag, and man has yet to create a condom to fit the summer sausage.

Tony: Dude did you fuck her??

Sam: Well kinda...

Tony: What do you mean?

Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.

Tony: Bull shit.

Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge

by afi GR October 21, 2010

dead horse cemetery

When, in a debate or argument, someone drags out <B>several</B> issues that happened quite some time ago and have been discussed ad nausium, ad infinitum, to the point were said arguments have become tired clichés (ie: many dead horses).

Th term is a parallel to Stephen King's Pet Cemetery, except with dead horses instead of pets, which keep rising from the grave for a fresh round of beatings.

Every time he has a complaint, he brings out the dead horse cemetery for another round of beatings, because he's butt hurt about things that happened 5 years ago.

by Obsidius February 22, 2008