Google+

A social media website that only a few people use unironically

"Remember Google+...oh okay then"-Google

by Extra oof May 9, 2018

Google Map

When you're so bored that you get out your small ass laptop and find your location in 3D. Google Mapping is a sign of complete utter stupidity.

Alex: Yo i'm bored so i'm going to Google Map
You: This is why you have no friends Alex

by Tasty_Spaghetti March 15, 2018

google-paranoia

The belief by google that every login is potentially fake and deserves deep investigation

fuckin' google-paranoia is nagging me again

by artag May 12, 2018

Google Account Recovery

Google Account Recovery is who you fight with when you want your account back.

FROM: ******@*****.**

Dear Google Account Recovery,

I am waiting for nearly a month. Please kindly let me into my account even though I lost ... and cannot as of now.

Thanks,
************

by gogglesupport May 27, 2018

google pacman

A dumb game that everybody plays during school and there is absolutely no point of it except for trying to not get caught.

Dude, the teacher is right behind you, wanna play some google pacman?

Believe it or not, i am currently sitting right in front of my teacher playing google pacman and creating this defintion because i was bored and i searched up google pacman on urban dictionary and there was nothing there so i was like "HOW HAS NOBODY THOUGHT OF THIS DEFINITION!?!?!?!" Now go play google pacman.

by DatUnSmartKid May 30, 2018

Google

A website that knows absolutely everything

Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything

by spongeboblover101 June 9, 2018

Google

Any thing from google is free

“Look at this ORIGINAL Logo I made.”
“Uh, isn’t that ——‘s Logo?”
“It’s ok I found it ok google.”
“Oh my bad , rad logo.”

by AshlieKetchum June 10, 2018