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Goody two shoes

Bland, cowardly boring people with no personality who go out of their ways to constantly "do the good thing". They'd rather have both of their legs cut off then being offensive or critical of anyone or anything. Very boring, patronizing and dead inside people you should stay clear away from. Real life isn't good or bad, it rests somewhere in between. Anyone who's trying to convince you he is utterly good (or evil for that matter) is a lying POS.
Jack is such a goody two shoes useless pile of jello that he finds anything other then disney movies are immoral and offensive. Fuck Jack, he's not coming on that road trip with us.
by Spyan July 29, 2022
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Gooby Dooby

The Phrase you say while Walking away from a conversation
Person 1:"Hey, What's you opinions on politics?" Person 2:"Gooby Dooby."
by A Random Word Maker August 3, 2022
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Goof

A Canadian Prison term for an individuals that unwillingly has their teeth removed by means of punches to the face as to unsure biting down is impossible when a penis is forcefully inserted into said mouth.
Why is Michael toothless, asked Dave? To which Adam responded "oh, that's because last week Johnny & his prison gang made him their goof because he is a check off.
by Ethically-Unethical. August 3, 2022
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gooby

a gooby is a classic combination of eating a slice of WET ham whilst slapping your best friends left testicle on a sunday evening
"dude, its sunday evening. time for a great big honey roasted gooby!"
by wingusenjoyer August 21, 2022
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Gooferballer

Someone or something that consists of multiple goofballs.
"Yowzers! Your mom is quite the gooferballer!"
"My mom died in a car crash last night..."
"That's quite gooferballing!"
by man my thing was already taken September 8, 2022
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Goofball

Estebe: "Yo send a goofball picture"
Bananer: "Ok" (sends picture of a black man with an afro)
by huh.jpg September 14, 2022
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Goofcore

A new music genre that uses lots of cartoony sound effects to make some goofy ah beats.
What’s your favorite music genre? Mine is Goofcore.
by Dragotherium September 18, 2022
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