stupid fire

Something is so good that its stupid

The food i just ate was stupid fire.

by This_slow June 5, 2018

Tinder Fire

When you acquire an STD via a tinder date. Specifically if it burns when you pee.

She gave me tinder fire.

by Coyote461 May 23, 2021

houston fire department

An underfunded, underpaid, fire department in Houston Texas. Filled with absolute studs of humans, mainly on Delta Shift.

Mayor Sylvester Tuner makes it his personal mission to make the firefighters in Houston Fire Department have the worst career possible.

by RandomFirefighter August 30, 2022

The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire

the bible.

Me: I just bought a bible!!1!
Friend: Lemme see!!
Me: *holds up book*
Friend: what even is this??!1!
Me: the Bible. Aka The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire

by Howelljaylester July 11, 2017

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire

phrase describing a male person that you extremely dislike

My boss is a real asshole. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

by Studly Hungwell November 8, 2008

quick-fire round

Any sexual act in which ejaculation is achieved within seconds.

"I've been wanting to fuck him for months. I wouldn't have wasted my time if I'd known it was gonna be a bloody quick- fire round"

"Last night, I was so horny from browsing online porn, I had to wake the missus up for a quick-fire round"

"I only had a few minutes to knock one off the wrist before my mum came home. Bit of a quick-fire round"

by MagickDio February 4, 2010

Dumpster Fire

In entertainment or sports, a laughably poor performance usually caused by:
1. Lack of planning, preparation or talent.
2. Random events that effectively sabotage
the effort (i.e., technical problems).

Dumpster Fire is the kindest thing I can
say about Oakland's game against San Diego.

by Guitarist1234 December 22, 2008