FaceBook

the shit that nobody uses

person:hey do u have facebook ,other person:no why the fuck would i have facebook its for old people

by Dragon_Fire378 March 26, 2017

Facebook

A social media site designed to steal and sell your information to someone else to make a a quick buck.

Bob bought Joe's private information from Facebook.

by BOBITTY April 21, 2017

Facebook

A site that in the beginning, was designed to allow people to communicate with friends. However, it has since evolved into a never-ending blur of political rants, kid pictures, and useless quizzes.

Don't look too long at Facebook, it will rot your brain.

by Brain Bane June 3, 2017

Facebook

The website you visit after you finished shooting one into the sink.

After 5 minutes in the bathroom, Josh quickly opens Facebook in an attempt drown his shame.

by @themoreyouknow April 24, 2018

Facebook Bipolar

When you react to several Facebook posts in a row using different emojis.

Dude, are you alright? I saw you reacted to a bunch of posts on Facebook last night. You liked one, loved another, then you angry faced like 10 in a row...

Yeah man, I was just drunk.

Careful, cuz people are gonna think you are Facebook Bipolar.

by Scott B. Foresman February 10, 2018

Facebook

Dead.

A place where people stalk each other and everyone is usually over 40+ years old.

Facebook is dead man.

by yugyug March 4, 2018

facebook

Something people waste time on, because they have no life

Person 1: hey do you use facebook
Person 2: boi you got no life

by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019