I kleptomaniac Skeletor looking tweaker that loves to ride bicycles but sucks at it and occasionally has to suck a dick just to get by
Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick
by Dingofish March 09, 2024
A prediction that by 2035, there will be a backlash in the music industry where Ai written music will be replaced by authentic singer songwriters because of the raw passion that is derived from real-life experiences.
The Bob Dylan effect will change the music landscape because human sentiment can’t fully replicate a human experience.
by Jeffreyhill2005 July 27, 2024
Dylan sun is an amazing guy, he's always quiet though. But we all know in the deepest part of our heart that he's the most alpha male on the whole fucking planet. One time while he was taking his prostate cancer check, he took off his pants and show his big fat juicy cock that has a magical power to bring all the girls, even the doctor.
by Concordia kids November 03, 2020
by Sussy Silver March 19, 2022
The creator of the vilest things known to come and exist in the Milky Way Galaxy is known for indulging in Chocolate Milk.
by Trumps Favorite Woman January 14, 2023
The sexiest man on earth, his body is warm to the touch, his smell stimulates all senses. Being near Dylan Kun will bring so much joy you will never want anyone else. The sight of his Crush shirt will bring you to your knees. He is the sexist man on earth.
No one can be sexier than Dylan Kun.
by David "David" D, Davidson November 05, 2021
Biggest and most respected drug dealer on the East Coast. Has sexy hair and is extremely greasy. Has a massive penis and fornicates with many women. Also is an undefeated UFC fighter.
by Arandomraccoon March 15, 2017