Vinegar Douche

(noun) A douche that uses vinegar to flush out a woman's vaginal cavity.

Helen, you should use a vinegar douche.

by Kyle Stienberg January 9, 2009

Accidental Douche

The act of bath water non intentionally entering a woman's vaginal canal while she relaxes in the tub.

1.

Oh rats! I totally did not intend to wash my vagina. Another accidental douche for the books!

2.

"Hunny, you're leaking"
"Oh don't worry. That's just the result of another accidental douche."

by RenGen July 7, 2016

Douche Bag

Typically someone born after 1990. A person that can name every American Idol winner, but doesn't know who the Vice President of the United States is. Someone who is overly obsessed with reality shows. This person also has an affinity for bands like Nickleback, Three Days Grace, or Good Charlotte. A person who thinks that people actually give a fuck about their tweets. Someone who "likes" everyones feeds on Facebook. Rather than playing the field, male douche bags usually have to have a girlfriend to feel complete. Male douche bags typically have to be nice to a girl in order to fuck her because they aren't capable of sealing the deal otherwise. Someone who gets their ass whooped in a fair fight and tries to sue. Michael Moore. People who get offended over stupid shit. People who don't speak their mind because they are afraid that someone else will get offended. Attorneys.

Person 1: So what are you gonna do tonight?

Douche Bag: I'm probably going to stay at home. Jersey Shore is coming on tonight.

Person 1: Wow...you're such a Douche Bag.

by TheRealF'inDeal July 9, 2011

douche elephant

the beer guzzling, weight gaming homosexual. while elephants drink water through their noise this douch elephant would love to attempt to guzzle down beer through his noise often resulting in beer spilled all over themselves and a large mouthed smile.

wow. look at the douche elephant, he can't even handle one beer and he wants to try das boot.

by yourmom00 December 6, 2007

Douche Bag

Main Entry: douche bag
Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg
Function: noun
Date: circa 1963
slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality.

Other Forms: Douche, Douchey

Meat heads are douche bags.

Dude, stop being a douche bag.

Dude, stop being a douche.

Dude, that was a douchey move.

by Slick Fire January 12, 2004

douche-queen

a hyperactive douchebag who makes perverted jokes and is basically a useless human being. people will write in the bathroom about this person.

"Dude, my mom is pissed at me for sneaking out."
(kid walks up)
"I was in your mom's poon last night."
"You are the biggest douche-queen I've ever met, b"

by Bob Gorton December 21, 2006

Douch Bag

a term commonly used to refer to the ex-husband.

My ex is such a douch bag. I never know which of his multiple girlfriends he'll bring to our daughter's soccer games or concerts. He's often known to bring two at a time. Even once he brought his current wife AND two girlfriends. Douch bag.

by The ex-wife/baby mama June 14, 2010