russian doorknob

anything one wants it to be. a russian doorknob can be serious or sexual, playful or just an actual door knob in russia, whatever one wants it to be

you such a russian doorknob
i heard they preformed the russian doorknob last night
is that door knob from russia?

by i_am_what_i_am December 10, 2006

F'door

Contraction for "frikkin door".

Do not confuse with F'dor.

Open the F'DoOr, man, you're jamming my finger!

by Fluffy Amoeba February 3, 2003

door stop book

a non-fiction book that is so valuable , so insightful, that you use it as a door stop, intentionally deceiving your freiends from not boorowing it or "stealing " it.

The book is giving me incredible insight. I better use it as a door stop book. No one will think to look down there for this . Who-ha-ha!

by door stop book review author January 18, 2015

door knob cheese

its when a male cums all over a doorknob handle and takes a picture and uses it as a trophorical prize.

dude i cummed all over my doorknob check this pic out dude its the perfecet door knob cheese

by Bry Bry Da Killa August 15, 2007

Dark Door Pisser

One that urinates with the lights off, and the door closed.

Man what's up, why do you always piss with the lights off? Man your a Dark Door Pisser!

by Svenjamin January 15, 2009

Wet Doorknob

When you cum in a sock and hang it on someone's doorknob. Simple as that.

I got so pissed at my father in-law, I pulled a wet doorknob on him.

by Schleepest July 31, 2016

Right to the door

noun - refers to one's right to leave either an Elective class or Honors/AP Class (usually to go to the easier classes). The prolific statement comes from one of Ian Terry's rants.

Ian: I don't get why so many people complain about Ms. Kostelic. If they think she's too difficult, nobody is keeping them in French 3 against their will. They have a right to the door. Walk out and go to another elective or a study hall.

by ShalerSlick March 27, 2007